It's the Bomb Chalk Cock
It's the Bomb Chalk Cock
💫 It’s The Bomb Chalk Cock – The Party Guest Everyone Will Remember! 🍆✨
Turn any adult party into a laugh riot with the It’s The Bomb Chalk Cock, the cheeky novelty that took home XBiz’s Bachelor/Bachelorette Product of the Year – 2020! 🏆 Now 16% OFF!
This hilarious party essential is perfect for bachelor & bachelorette parties, divorces, birthdays, LGBT celebrations, or any wild night out. Why settle for a boring guestbook when you can have guests sign a giant chalk cock instead? 😂
Each Chalk Cock comes complete with four colorful chalk markers, so everyone can get creative — write your name, leave a message, draw something naughty (or nice!), and let the laughter begin.
🎨 Reusable & ready for endless fun! Wipe it clean with a damp cloth when the night’s over, or preserve it forever as a memory of your favorite party moments. If you want to make your doodles permanent, just seal them with clear spray or fixative.
Whether you’re the host, the bride-to-be, or the ultimate prankster, this funny, one-of-a-kind gift guarantees smiles, laughs, and stories that’ll last for years.
💪 Why You’ll Love It:
🍆 Award-winning novelty (XBiz Product of the Year 2020)
🎉 The ultimate guestbook replacement for adult parties
🎨 Includes 4 colorful chalk markers
💋 Reusable — just wipe clean & play again
💎 Made in the USA from high-quality materials
🔥 Perfect for bachelor/bachelorette, divorce, or girls’ night
🧽 Easy to clean, creative, & unforgettable
💰 16% OFF – laughter at the lowest price possible on the market!
🌿 Health & Pleasure Benefits:
😂 Boosts laughter & social connection
💞 Encourages playful, body-positive creativity
🧠 Reduces stress through humor & artistic expression
🌸 Great icebreaker for adult events
🌙 Builds lasting memories in the most hilarious way possible
📦 Product Details:
🏷️ Brand: It’s The Bomb
🎨 Includes: 1 Chalk Cock + 4 Chalk Markers
💎 Color: Assorted Colors
📏 Size: Approx. 7.5" Tall
✨ Material: Chalkboard Finish (Not for Sexual Use)
🧽 Care: Wipe clean with damp cloth or seal permanently
📦 Category: Novelty Gifts
🇺🇸 Made In: USA
💰 On Sale: 16% Off!
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