🎄 Cheeky Pornament Big Balls Claus 🎅🍒 – The Jolliest Guy Around! (🔥12% OFF SALE!)
Ho-ho-hold onto your ornaments! 🎅✨ The Cheeky Pornament Big Balls Claus is bringing big laughs and even bigger… holiday spirit! 🍒 This hand-blown glass ornament is the perfect gift for that friend who finds phallic humor in everything (you know exactly who we mean 😏).
Big Balls Claus adds the perfect splash of naughty humor to your Christmas décor. With his smooth vanilla finish and cheeky charm, he’s guaranteed to make everyone laugh — even after the 100th joke!
Each piece is hand-painted, inspected through a 10-point quality control process, and comes safely packaged in its own protective case. The craftsmanship is as impressive as the comedy! 🎁
💪 Why You’ll Love It:
🎅 On SALE NOW – 12% OFF! Naughty fun, crafted beautifully
🍒 A hilarious holiday ornament for adults who love a giggle
🧑🎨 Hand-blown & individually painted by skilled glassblowers
💎 10-point quality control test for premium detail
🎁 Packaged in a two-piece protective shell for gifting ease
😂 The ultimate “Did you really just hang that?!” reaction piece
🌿 Health & Pleasure Benefits:
😂 Laughter reduces stress & boosts holiday cheer
💞 Encourages connection through humor & play
🌲 Adds a joyful, lighthearted touch to your holiday décor
💫 Promotes feel-good vibes & unforgettable memories
📦 Product Details:
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Brand: Cheeky
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Category: Christmas & Hanukkah, Holiday, Novelty Gifts
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Color: Vanilla / Ivory / Beige
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Material: Hand-Blown Glass
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Height: 5–7 inches (varies slightly)
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Weight: Under 1 lb
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Features: Reusable
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Packaging: Two-piece protective shell
- 💋 On SALE: 12% OFF!
🛒 Why Buy From After Dark Treasures?
🎄 Fun, flirty, and full of personality
💌 Discreet shipping so your holiday secrets stay safe
🧑🎄 Quality hand-blown craftsmanship, built to last
🎁 Perfect for white elephant, stocking stuffers, or prank gifts
💸 12% OFF SALE – get your jolly giggles now!
