🎅 Cheeky Pornament Boss Hog 🐽 – The Naughty Legend Returns! (🔥12% OFF SALE!)
We all know that friend who sends “that” picture — now it’s your turn for sweet, festive revenge! 🎄😏 Meet the Cheeky Pornament Boss Hog, the hilariously naughty ornament that’s equal parts shocking and side-splitting.
Hand-blown from fine glass and painted with meticulous detail, Boss Hog hides beneath a jolly little red hat... and yes, he’s packing plenty of holiday spirit. 🎅🐷 Crafted to perfection, he’s your go-to gag gift, white elephant winner, and ultimate “you did NOT just hang that!” tree topper.
Perfect for pranksters, collectors of cheeky ornaments, or anyone with a bold sense of humor, this festive bad boy is ready to steal the show (and maybe your innocence). 🎁💋
💪 Why You’ll Love It:
🐷 On SALE NOW – 12% OFF! Naughty never looked this good!
🎅 Hilariously bold design that brings instant laughter
🧑🎨 Hand-blown & individually painted by skilled glassblowers
💎 Tested through a 10-point quality process for perfect detail
🎁 Comes in a two-piece protective shell for safe gifting
😂 The ultimate prank gift, white elephant hit, or naughty décor piece
🌿 Health & Pleasure Benefits:
😂 Laughter boosts endorphins & melts away stress
💞 Encourages lighthearted fun & social connection
🌲 Adds cheeky energy to your festive décor
💫 Turns awkward moments into unforgettable memories
📦 Product Details:
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Brand: Cheeky
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Category: Christmas & Hanukkah, Holiday, Novelty Gifts
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Color: Red
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Material: Hand-Blown Glass
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Height: 5–7 inches tall (varies slightly)
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Weight: Under 1 lb
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Features: Reusable
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Packaging: Two-piece protective shell
- 💋 On SALE: 12% OFF!
🛒 Why Buy From After Dark Treasures?
🎁 We bring humor, quality, and holiday spice together
💌 Discreet packaging for your cheeky purchases
🧑🎨 Handcrafted ornaments that make perfect conversation starters
🎄 Perfect for pranksters, party hosts & fun-loving friends
💸 12% OFF SALE – snag Boss Hog before he’s gone!
