Cheeky Pornament Ready Teddy

🧸 Cheeky Pornament Ready Teddy 💋 – Fluffy, Frisky & Fabulous! (🔥12% OFF SALE!)

Teddy’s off the clock and ready to play! 😉✨ Meet the Cheeky Pornament Ready Teddy, the adorably naughty ornament that proves even the fluffiest friends have a wild side. This brown glass bear might look innocent at first glance — but look closer, and you’ll see Teddy’s a little more ready than expected. 😏🎄

Hand-blown, hand-painted, and crafted to perfection, this ornament blends high-quality craftsmanship with hilarious adult humor. Perfect for your tree, your friend’s stocking, or the office white elephant party that’s about to get way more interesting. 🧸💋

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💪 Why You’ll Love It:

🧸 On SALE NOW – 12% OFF! Naughty fun meets quality design!

🎨 Each ornament is hand-blown & individually painted

💎 Tested with a 10-point quality control process for perfection

🎁 Comes in a protective two-piece shell for safe gifting

🤎 Funny, flirty, and totally conversation-starting

😈 Adds cheeky charm to your tree or holiday décor

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🌿 Health & Pleasure Benefits:

😂 Boosts laughter and joy — great for stress relief

💞 Encourages humor, fun, and playful connection

🌲 Lightens the mood during the holiday chaos

💫 Promotes positive vibes through shared giggles

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📦 Product Details:

• Brand: Cheeky
• Category: Christmas & Hanukkah, Holiday, Novelty Gifts
• Color: Brown / Chocolate / Cocoa
• Material: Hand-Blown Glass
• Height: 5–7 inches tall (varies slightly)
• Weight: Under 1 lb
• Features: Reusable
• Packaging: Two-piece protective shell
• 💋 On SALE: 12% OFF!

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🛒 Why Buy From After Dark Treasures?

🎁 Fun, flirty, and guaranteed to make you smile

💌 Discreet shipping for all your cheeky treasures

🧸 High-quality craftsmanship meets playful humor

💫 Perfect for gag gifts, stocking stuffers & adult parties

💸 12% OFF SALE – get your giggle-worthy Teddy today!