Cheeky Pornament Submissive Santa

🎅 Cheeky Pornament Submissive Santa 🎁💋 – Naughty Never Looked So Nice! (🔥12% OFF SALE!)

Even Santa needs to let loose sometimes… and this year, he’s handing over the reins! 🎅⛓️ The Cheeky Pornament Submissive Santa is the hilariously naughty ornament that proves even the jolliest man in the world deserves to be a little naughty and nice. 😏✨

Hand-blown from quality glass and hand-painted with incredible detail, this festive bad boy goes through a 10-point quality control test to ensure Santa looks his best (and blushes the brightest). Whether you’re gifting it, hanging it proudly on your tree, or surprising someone with a sense of humor, this ornament will have everyone ho-ho-howling! 🎄🤣

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💪 Why You’ll Love It:

🎅 On SALE NOW – 12% OFF! Naughty, funny, and festive fun

💋 Hand-blown & hand-painted by skilled glass artisans

🧑🎨 Quality tested to ensure flawless finish & durability

🎁 Packaged safely in a two-piece protective shell

😆 Perfect for gag gifts, adult parties, or naughty décor

🌟 Sure to make every guest giggle & blush!

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🌿 Health & Pleasure Benefits:

😂 Encourages laughter & relieves holiday stress

💞 Adds humor & lighthearted energy to your festivities

🌲 Promotes connection through shared jokes & good vibes

💫 Makes the holidays brighter, bolder, and way more fun!

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📦 Product Details:

• Brand: Cheeky
• Category: Christmas & Hanukkah, Holiday, Novelty Gifts
• Color: Red
• Material: Hand-Blown Glass
• Height: 5–7 inches tall (varies slightly)
• Weight: Under 1 lb
• Features: Reusable
• Packaging: Two-piece protective shell
• 💋 On SALE: 12% OFF!

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🛒 Why Buy From After Dark Treasures?

🎁 Bold, cheeky, and high-quality adult holiday décor

💌 Discreet packaging for your spicy treasures

💫 Perfect for stocking stuffers, white elephant, or prank gifts

🎄 Crafted with humor, artistry, and a whole lot of sass

💸 12% OFF SALE – make Santa’s submission your new tradition!