Eat A Jar of St. Nick's Dicks! 1 lb. Jar

⚙️ Eat A Jar of St. Nick’s Dicks! 1 lb Jar (Jar Packaging)
The holidays just got a whole lot naughtier. Eat A Jar of St. Nick’s Dicks! is the ultimate festive novelty treat designed to bring laughs, shock value, and sweet fun to your seasonal celebrations. Packed with red, white, and green penis-shaped candy, this one-pound jar is guaranteed to steal the spotlight.

Perfect for holiday parties, white elephant gift exchanges, or gifting that friend who appreciates bold humor, this candy jar delivers unapologetic cheer with every scoop. Whether you’re spreading laughs or stirring up conversations, St. Nick’s Dicks makes sure your holidays are anything but boring.

Cheeky, colorful, and unforgettable—this is the holiday treat everyone will be talking about.

💥 Why You’ll Love It:
🎄 Festive red, white & green holiday colors
🍬 One full pound of novelty candy
😂 Guaranteed laughs & shock value
🎁 Perfect for white elephant & gag gifts
🎉 Ideal for holiday parties & displays
📦 Reusable jar for easy serving

🌿 Fun & Enjoyment Benefits:
😄 Instantly adds humor to holiday gatherings
🎁 Makes a memorable novelty gift
🍭 Sweet treat with playful attitude
🧠 Breaks the ice & sparks conversation
✨ Elevates seasonal novelty displays

📋 Features:
🍬 Hard novelty candy
🎄 Holiday-themed design
😂 Gag gift approved
🎁 Party-ready presentation
📦 1 lb jar packaging

📦 Product Specifications: 01/05/2026
🏷️ Brand: Little Genie
🆔 Item: 97163
🧾 UPC: 97163
🏭 Manufacturer #: CP.1260
📂 Category: Candy and Edible Novelties, Holiday
🧪 Ingredients: Dextrose, Maltodextrin, Glucose Syrup, Artificial Flavor, Magnesium Stearate (E570), Artificial Colors (FD&C Red 40, Blue 1, Yellow 5), Carnauba Wax (E903)
⚖️ Net Weight: 1 lb
📦 Packaging: Jar
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💡 Use & Care Tips:
Serve in a bowl for parties or keep in the jar for display
Reseal jar to maintain freshness
Store in a cool, dry place
Check ingredient list for sensitivities

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