🎅🍆 Eat a Jar of St. Nick’s Dicks – Naughty Holiday Sour Candy! 🎄💋
On sale: 19% off!
The perfect gift for your favorite Ho Ho Ho! 🎅💦
Forget milk and cookies — Santa’s serving something way naughtier this year! 🎁 The Eat a Jar of St. Nick’s Dicks is a cheeky, laugh-out-loud holiday treat packed with a full pound of red, white, and green sour penis-shaped candies.
These little festive fellas are sweet, sour, and full of sass, making them the ultimate gag gift for parties, white elephant exchanges, and that one coworker who deserves a “taste” of their own medicine 😏.
Each easy-grip jar is overflowing with sugary, pucker-worthy perfection — because nothing says holiday cheer quite like a mouthful of St. Nick’s Dicks! 🍭💋
💪 Why You’ll Love It:
🎅 Perfect gag gift – hilarious, naughty, and unforgettable
🍬 Festive & flavorful – red, white, and green sour candy delights
🤣 Instant laughter guaranteed – ideal for white elephant or office parties
🎁 One full pound of candy – share (or hoard) to your heart’s content
🌟 Fun for friends, lovers & the delightfully inappropriate
🎄 Holiday must-have – sweet, sour, and totally scandalous
🌿 Fun & Festive Benefits:
💋 Brings instant joy (and shocked laughter) to any gathering
😜 Great icebreaker for parties and gift exchanges
🍭 A sweet treat for anyone with a wicked sense of humor
🎉 Adds naughty cheer to your holiday spread
📦 Product Details:
- Name: Eat a Jar of St. Nick’s Dicks 🎅🍆
- Type: Sour Penis Candy
- Color: Red, White & Green
- Weight: 0.85 lbs (13.6 oz)
- Country of Origin: China
- UPC: 817717012604
- Packaging: Easy-grip clear jar with festive label
- Contains approx. 1 pound of candy
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Not for children (obviously, Santa) 🎁😈
🛒 Why Buy From After Dark Treasures?
Because we know laughter is sexy too 💋✨. At After Dark Treasures, we bring you the funniest, naughtiest, and most unforgettable gifts guaranteed to get giggles, gasps, and maybe even a few blushes 😉. Whether you’re looking to shock your office Secret Santa or spice up your stocking stuffers, we’ve got your holiday humor handled! 🎅🔥
