Jar of Fucks I Have to Give – 2lb Tart Candy

⚙️ Jar of Fucks I Have To Give 2 lbs (Jar Packaging)
Introducing the Jar of Fucks I Have To Give—the ultimate unapologetic candy gift for anyone who embraces humor, honesty, and a little chaos. Packed with two full pounds of fruit-flavored, middle-finger-shaped candy, this jar delivers laughs, attitude, and sweet satisfaction in every grab.

Perfect for dealing with difficult coworkers, gifting your sassiest friend, or making a statement without saying a word, this novelty candy turns frustration into flavor. The sturdy, easy-grip jar keeps your “fucks” close at hand whenever the moment calls for one—or none at all.

Bold, hilarious, and impossible to ignore, this jar proves that sometimes the best response is candy with a message.

💥 Why You’ll Love It:
🖕 Middle-finger-shaped candy with serious attitude
🍬 2 full pounds of fruit-flavored treats
😂 Guaranteed laughs & shock value
🎁 Perfect gag gift for friends & coworkers
🎉 Great for candy dishes & conversation starters
📦 Reusable jar for easy serving or display

🌿 Fun & Enjoyment Benefits:
😄 Instantly lightens the mood with humor
🎁 Makes a memorable novelty gift
🍭 Satisfies sweet cravings with sass
🧠 Stress relief through laughter & snacks
✨ Encourages bold, playful self-expression

📋 Features:
🍬 Fruit-flavored novelty candy
🖕 Iconic middle-finger shape
😂 Bold, irreverent design
🎁 Giftable & shareable
📦 Large 2 lb jar

📦 Product Specifications: 01/05/2026
🏷️ Brand: Little Genie
🆔 Item: 97152
🧾 UPC: 817717012406
🏭 Manufacturer #: CP.1240
📂 Category: Candy and Edible Novelties
⚖️ Net Weight: 2 lbs
📦 Packaging: Jar
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💡 Use & Care Tips:
Display in a candy bowl for maximum impact
Reseal jar to keep candy fresh
Store in a cool, dry place
Check ingredient list for sensitivities

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