Jar of Fucks I Have to Give – 2lb Tart Candy

🍆😂 Jar of Fucks I Have to Give – The Ultimate Candy Comeback 💋🎉

On sale: 30% off!

Because sometimes, actions (and candies) speak louder than words! 😈💋

Introducing the Jar of Fucks I Have to Give, a whopping 2-pound jar of fruit-flavored penis candies that say exactly what you’re thinking — without you having to say a damn thing 🤣🍭.

Perfect for pranksters, party animals, or anyone who’s simply out of patience, this massive jar of fruity, colorful “fucks” is the ultimate gag gift for birthdays, offices, or cheeky holidays 🎁💬.

Whether you’re handing it to your boss, your bestie, or that one relative who “means well,” this jar guarantees laughs, gasps, and a few sugar-fueled comebacks 🍆💦.

💪 Why You’ll Love It:
🍭 2 pounds of fruity fun – sweet, cheeky, and totally hilarious
🍆 Perfect gag gift – for birthdays, offices, parties & pranks
🤣 Instant conversation starter – guaranteed laughter every time
🎉 Great for sharing (or hoarding) – fill candy bowls, desks, or stockings
💬 Say it without saying it – the perfect way to give zero F*cks
💖 Colorful & flavorful – fruit-flavored candy dicks that taste as good as they look

🌿 Fun & Feel-Good Benefits:
😂 Boosts moods instantly (seriously, try not to laugh)
🍬 Sweet & tangy fruit flavor – a tasty “F*ck you” moment
🎈 Great for gag gifts, white elephant parties, and office humor
💋 Adds a naughty twist to candy time & social gatherings

📦 Product Details:

• Name: Jar of Fucks I Have to Give – 2 lbs Candy 🍆🍭
• Type: Fruit-Flavored Penis Candy (Gag Gift)
• Weight: 1.9 lbs (30.4 oz)
• Flavor: Assorted Fruity Mix
• Packaging: Easy-grip clear jar with cheeky label
• Brand: Little Genie
• Country of Origin: China
• UPC: 817717012406
• Perfect For: Gag gifts, parties, office laughs, or pranking friends

🛒 Why Buy From After Dark Treasures?
At After Dark Treasures, we believe laughter is the sexiest gift of all 💋🎁. Our collection of fun, flirty, and hilariously inappropriate gifts guarantees smiles, giggles, and the best kind of awkward moments! 😂✨ Whether you’re shopping for a white elephant exchange or a sassy friend, we’ve got your humor handled!