Twisted Wares I Will Not Drink All The Wine Flour Sack Towel

Because sometimes… you might drink all the wine 🍷😜 — and that’s okay! The Twisted Wares “I Will Not Drink All The Wine” Flour Sack Towel adds humor, charm, and a little self-awareness to your kitchen! 💋

Now ON SALE for 16% OFF! 🎉 This towel is crafted from 100% high-quality flour sack cotton, pre-washed for softness and maximum absorbency. It’s perfect for wiping spills, drying dishes, or wrapping around that next bottle of merlot you “won’t” drink all of. 😉

Screen-printed with AZO-free, eco-friendly ink, this towel features an adorable all-over handwritten “I Will Not Drink All The Wine” pattern, styled like classic punishment lines — but let’s face it, you’re not sorry at all! 😂

The Hang Tight Towel Loop keeps it securely in place (no more towel slides!) while its hemmed edges add a polished, durable finish. 🍇 Whether it’s a gift for a wine lover, your bestie, or your own kitchen collection, it’s the perfect blend of fun and function!

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💪 Why You’ll Love It:

🍷 ON SALE – 16% OFF!

💯 Made from 100% premium flour sack cotton

💧 Ultra-absorbent & pre-washed for immediate use

🌿 Printed with AZO-free, eco-friendly ink

🧵 Hemmed on all four sides for durability

🔁 Reusable, washable & made to last

🔒 Patented Hang Tight Towel Loop keeps it secure

💋 Adorable handwritten “I Will Not Drink All The Wine” design

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🌿 Health & Pleasure Benefits:

Wine + laughter = self-care 🍷💆♀️

😄 Reduces stress through humor

💬 Encourages lightheartedness in daily chores

💖 Boosts mood while adding personality to your space

🧘♀️ Promotes mindful enjoyment (okay, maybe just one more glass...)

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📦 Product Details:

• Brand: Twisted Wares
• Category: Novelty Gifts
• Color: White
• Material: 100% Flour Sack Cotton
• Size: 26in. x 26in.
• Printing: Screen-printed with AZO-free ink
• Features: Hang Tight Towel Loop, pre-washed & absorbent
• Design: “I Will Not Drink All The Wine” handwritten pattern
• Warranty: 30 Days
• Reusable: Yes
• SALE: 16% OFF 💸

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🛒 Why Buy From After Dark Treasures?

💋 Because After Dark Treasures brings the fun straight to your kitchen — with always the lowest prices possible on the market today! 💸
Enjoy fast, safe & reliable checkout, the best novelty gifts, and a shopping experience that’s just as delightful as that first sip of wine! 🍇✨