Valentine's Sucks Dicks 3 oz. Bag

⚙️ Valentine’s Sucks Dicks – 3 oz Bag (Bagged Packaging)
Not feeling the love this Valentine’s Day? Valentine’s Sucks Dicks Candy is the perfect way to embrace your inner cynic with humor and flavor. This bold novelty treat turns anti-romance vibes into laugh-out-loud fun.

Each 3 oz bag includes approximately 100 cheeky, phallic-shaped candies made to amuse the lovesick, the heartbroken, and anyone tired of the Valentine’s Day hype. Whether you’re gifting ironically or indulging in solo sass, this candy delivers irreverent fun with every bite.

💥 Why You’ll Love It:
💔 Anti-Valentine’s novelty candy with attitude
🍬 Approx. 100 pieces per 3 oz bag
😂 Guaranteed laughs and reactions
🎁 Perfect gag gift for singles or cynics
🎉 Fun addition to parties or desk candy
🔥 Bold humor with unapologetic flair

🌿 Health & Pleasure Benefits:
💓 Encourages laughter and emotional release
🌸 Adds humor to social situations
🔥 Boosts mood with playful irreverence
💎 Lighthearted novelty experience
💆 Promotes stress relief through humor

📋 Features:
Edible
Flavored
Novelty candy

📦 Product Specifications: 01/19/2026
🏷️ Brand: Little Genie
🆔 Item: 91810
🧾 UPC: 817717011942
🏭 Manufacturer #: CP.1194
📂 Category: Candy and Edible Novelties
⚖️ Net Weight: 3 oz
📦 Quantity: Approx. 100 pieces

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💡 Use & Care Tips:
For novelty and entertainment purposes only
Consume responsibly
Store in a cool, dry place
Keep sealed until ready to enjoy

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